. . .The bandwagon, that is.
Hiya all,
Yes I'm talking about
THAT book, the book that I can't even go to asda without everyone and there mothers talking about it. Even the workers there saying that they had 'sold out of rope' in store hmm...
I was 100% sure I would not be a sheep and read it because everyone else was reading it. My sister (raving so much about it that she's actually read them all and starting from book one AGAIN!!), my best friend, fellow bloggers, mothers down the school, the women that serve us in asda, girlfriend/wives of hubby's work mates, all talking about it. Still I demanded I wasn't going to do it, I was not going to read it.
I think the main issue I had with it was it was twilight fan fiction, mention twilight and I'll run a mile, can't stand it, sorry, nothing against those who enjoy it, just not my cup of tea. I'm a Harry Potter girl through and through. So that was a big turn off.
But when reading the lovely Ashleigh's great honest
blog post about it, and my best friend saying how it was more funny than anything, laughing how weak the writing, dialogues and plots were, I needed to read. if only so I could mock along if anything.
So I downloaded it Tuesday night onto my phone, and am nearly at the end of book 1. Honest opinions, its not that great, wouldn't say its 'amazing' or 'mind-blowing' or anything to that extreme. The plot is quite poor, characters poorly written and dialogue is quite laughable and very repetitive. Don't get me onto the sex scenes, just think there a little sorry to say it boringly written and cringe worthy. Great to read to have a giggle with your friends over though.
Saying all this, it gets under your skin, and as much as your laughing think 'hmm whatever' I keep reading just to know what's going to happen, Ive heard book 2 is more about characters than the sex, but still not the best writing.
Sad thing is, that I've head a lot of teens are reading this, if they read the whole 'first time' scene, I worry that they think that that's how it is going to be/meant to be. Twice in quick succession? Really!? Or maybe that's just me. Also the 1st, well i shall use 'christian Popsicle' scene hmm? no heaving, no wanting to vomit a little, nope this shy and retiring book worm is all over it like a porn pro, you no as you would be to a man you have known what 3 days? Very un realist, yet i guess this is what its mean to be, none of your usual 'Vanilla sex' lol. After all it is known as 'mummy porn' now, just hope these teens don't take it too much as given.
Onto the whole brand name thing, Its as though E L James has been sponsored by Audi, blackberry and mac, the amount of time she mentions them, over and over! Repetitive, again.
Dialogue. Its a bit poor. I bite my lip.
You will no what I mean if you have read it.
The rights to a film have been sold, boy, I look forward to how there going to go about making it. Most importantly, who's going to be the infamous Mr grey. I, deep down, want a whole unknown cast, but like the lovely Chloe mentioned on
her post, if its going to be someone already known, please let it be Ryan Gosling!! As for Ana, jeez please to god, not Kirsten Stewart, can't stand her!
I'm sort of glad I've read/reading it, least I can join in the debates now and laugh with Lucy about the plots, she interrogating me, Kate style, about the person I used to no who hugely reminds me of Mr grey. Oh how we laughed yesterday about it.
E L James, she's not going to be the next Shakespeare or JK Rowling. But hats off to her, she's made her money, got everyone whipped up into a frenzie, good for her.
What do you think of THAT book? Or as my mom now refers to it 'the book of filth' (she's not read it, she's more of a sedate, call the midwife, type of book woman)
Love Lucy x